To begin with let me first apologize for the last 11 days without blogging. I've been a bit slack as Internet access has been costly, slowly and generally unavailable. As such I invested the 2 dollars necessary to get a pad of paper and a pen so that at least I could write out what was happening and then post it all in one BIG session once I had access. Today's entry, composed on the 31st of July will attempt to fill in the missing time. It will include, tubing, caving, hiking a hill to put Finlayson to shame in Tevas, cross dressing, hot springs, a very strange religious practice, whitewater rafting, the end of Heather and I travelling together, the death of my iPod and swimsuit in the same day, and a very sobering reminder of the seriousness of travelling particularly solo. In order to break up what I looks like will be a very long blog I am going to divide up by days.
July 20
Arrived in Santa Cruz on the stunning Lago Atilan, its deep turquoise azule waters are the result of it being in the hollowed part of a collapsed volcanic cone and it is ringed on all sides by more volcanoes (2 of which are still active and expected to erupt soonish ((which for us volcanists is within the next 100 years.))) We were staying in a very cool backpacker orientated hostel which served big family style buffet meals. This night was a special party night as a 16 birds on a Contiki tour were coming for dinner and the party. The hostel is also famous for its dress-up parties and had an entire building of fugly women's clothing for people to get there ugly outfit or crossdress on with. Me being me, I joined in the fun donning a rather lovely purple number. Heather's camera holds the evidence right now I trust. The night descended into drunken debauchery as the cheap shots and tasty beer flowed freely.
July 20
Arrived in Santa Cruz on the stunning Lago Atilan, its deep turquoise azule waters are the result of it being in the hollowed part of a collapsed volcanic cone and it is ringed on all sides by more volcanoes (2 of which are still active and expected to erupt soonish ((which for us volcanists is within the next 100 years.))) We were staying in a very cool backpacker orientated hostel which served big family style buffet meals. This night was a special party night as a 16 birds on a Contiki tour were coming for dinner and the party. The hostel is also famous for its dress-up parties and had an entire building of fugly women's clothing for people to get there ugly outfit or crossdress on with. Me being me, I joined in the fun donning a rather lovely purple number. Heather's camera holds the evidence right now I trust. The night descended into drunken debauchery as the cheap shots and tasty beer flowed freely.
The previous night in a wee bit of a drunken stupor I'd signed up for a scavenger hunt, which for 65 Quetzales (there is about 7.29 per Canadian dollar) included transport to the many pueblas on the Lake. Our first stop was to Santiago where our first target was to check out the strangest religious idol I have ever seen. His name is Maxamillion and he is kept in villagers homes, changing monthly. He is about four feet high and of carved dark wood. His preferred offering is of cigarettes and a local harsh whiskey, which more or less makes him the God form of my most recent ex-girlfriend ;-) The room he was kept in was a bizarre spectacle as jade plants and cds hung from the ceiling, all light was either provided by old Christmas lights or candles placed on the floor in 6 groups of 4 double rows. With the walls painted black the room felt tiny. Along one wall in a glass Snowwhite-esque casket was a Jesus...umm I am not sure what word to us here, figurine is too toy-like, mannequin too department store and doll too sacrilegious.. holding a huge bouquet of cheep looking flake flowers. The total effect was exceptionally laughable however, it was very somber as the local shaman was performing a ritual for a mother whose baby was quite sick. The shaman kept taking articles of clothing and waving them in incense and then wrapping the mother in them. The humour was somewhat restored by the articles laid on her which included a funny hat, a dress, a Loveboat type Captain's jacket, and the type of shoes that looked like they would be at home attached to the end of a Village Person.
When we left there we strolled towards the town square where there was a fair being setup. Noticing a group of boys looking longingly at the foozball tables I talked one of my teammates in challenging them to a match on our dime. We were thoroughly destroyed, but must have had about 20 kids gather round to watch the Gringos v. Locals match. A trip highlight and some of my favourite photographs!
After lunch we headed for a dip in the local hotspring where the volcanic vents pressed heat to the surface creating an ideal swim. AS we returned to our hostel and intense tropical rainstorm started to pour down. Our boat began to take on water and our captain was trying to bail water and pilot the boat through big waves. I offered to help but machismo resulted in a pretty certain No. However, he was fighting a losing battle and when I offered again a few moments later he gladly turned the wheel over to me, all on board were relieved when we docked as the bailing had gotten worse and fork lightening and intense thunder had now come out too.
July 22
A full on travel day! 30 minute boat ride, four hours in a shuttle bus, 5 hours on a regular bus and a 30 minute walk to our hostel. All of which only equated to travelling the 250kms (as the crow flies) from Lake Atilan to Coban.
July 23
Up early that morning I realized how much I was missing news when I found myself watching Spanish CNN trying to piece together stories from my limited Spanish and their exceptionally flash logos. We then headed to Lanquin and the super chill El Retiro Hostel. That night at the bar Heather and I decided that it was time to head our separate ways at next stop as we were having some personality clashes that weren't worth risking a valued friendship over.
July 24
That day we were booked into the full tour of Semuc Champey. We started first with a guided tour of one of the cave systems, nothing like one you may have experienced in Canada, instead we were swimming most of it in bathing suits and Tevas. And to truly ratchet up the excitement instead of a flashlight or helmet with headlamps we were given run of the mill candles! One particular 200 meter swim was done with one hand very carefully held aloft.
Afterwards we boarded some tubes for a quick float down the river. Then it was off for an intense hike hike to a lookout on the swimming holes formed in the limestone canyon that makes Semuc Champey a must see for all travellers in the region. The hike up was full on! It was like a steeper, wetter, poorly marked version of Mount Finlayson. Oh yeah, and done in humid 30C+ weather with sandals. The descent was rugged but the view and the swimming the pools was totally worth it.
July 25
A day of clear skies after the most intense rainstorm I had ever witnessed. It had turned roads into rivers and had greatly swollen the river at the foot of our hotel. In other words, perfect conditions for tubing! A Dutch friend name Pieter (who had been travelling with Heather and I since Santa Cruz) spent about 60 Quetzales to get 4 rides to the top of the river so that we could float back down. It was the definition of chilled out!
July 26
This day was all about the Whitewater rafting for Pieter and I. We started off easily with our guide practicing commands, a flip recovery and everyone getting acquainted with paddling in time. The first rapids we hit were called rock and roll and were rated a 4+. Although we avoided flipping for the for the day we had a number of swimmers (those who fall out) including yours truly who had to swim a rather intense 3+, thankful for my helmet and lifejacket. However, at lunch the Billabong shorts I've had since I left Australia were irreparably, and embarrassingly ripped, fortunately I had a backup pair. Then getting home to the hostel I discovered that my iPod had fully given up the ghost. In order to avoid any other harm to others I spent the rest of the night chilling in my dorm room.
July 27
This was the morning Heather and I were both up early to hug goodbye as she was headed North to Flores and Tikal and I chose to get my Caribbean on by heading East to Livingstone (It is the time part of Guatemala on the Caribbean Coast) My journey began with a five hour ride in a shuttle van along bumpy old roads (think logging roads for 5 hours without 4wheel drive or even very decent suspension). Our van was pulled over at one point and an officer approached us to to ask if any us were missing a friend. A rather odd question to a full van I thought. Someone with better Spanish then me took over and it turned out that the body of a drowned backpacker with no ID had been recovered that morning and they had no idea of how to contact his family. It was a very somber moment as the realization that because I was travelling solo it would be awhile before anyone noticed I was missing (apologies to any Moms reading, but I did promise some sober reflection on this blog)
Continuing my journey I hooked up with some travellers from a hodgepodge of Nations enroute. 2 Israelis, 2 Ozzies and 1 Yank. The next ride was a 2 hour bus journey in a chicken bus complete with real chickens. (For those out of the know, a chicken bus is an old school bus that is repainted, often has tinted windows with a crazy sound system and locals and backpackers are often crammed 3 or 4 to a 2 person bench seat, a mandatory Central America experience). Finally we boarded a boat for the two hour scenic river ride down the Rio Dulce. The journey was amazing, seeing a 100 year old fortress, Pelicans, sheer limestone cliffs rising out of a lush tropical jungle and a stop in a splendid natural hotspring.
Alright, enough blogging. That is more or less the exciting parts! Now I am living the chilled out backpacker life on a tiny little island in Belize.
I've uploaded some photos to facebooks, but those of you without an account can access the photos here.